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In fact, the whole episode, which airs this Sunday, is wonderful.
(Yes, I got an early copy.
You think I execute the Housewives Institute for fun?
I do it for the press screeners.)
The early clip also includes the gangs new taglines.
Shall we give them a little graded evaluation?
Whitney Rose: In a town of beauties and beasts, there is only one wild rose.
Shilling for your new beauty line in your tagline isnt the look.C.
Jennie Nguyen: I have plenty of everything, including opinions.
Meredith Marks: I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat.
Basic, but completely acceptable.B.
Mary Cosby: If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you.
Only because now I cant stop imagining Jesus as some kind of hit man,B+.
Heather Gay: I was raised Mormon, but now Im raising a glass of champagne.
This tagline, your name is basic.C-.
Dame Brian Moylan
MentionItAll
Not all the news, but all the news you actually care about.
Of course, my thoughts are with his wifeNeNe Leakesand their whole family during this awful time.
Personally, Ill always remember Gregg wearing a cockroach costume to a Halloween party inRHOAsseason-10 finale.
He will be missed very much.
Coaxed into answering her phone?
With the sagging ratings from this season, is anyone going to care by then?
Yes, thats theScott Disickone.
It waspreserved by Page Six for all eternity.
The glam cannot be supported by a sham, the bankruptcy trustee Elissa Miller wrote in her complaint.
They later had to issuea retraction to the story.
THE OH GEE OF THE OC:Vicki Gunvalsonis having quite a time with her children lately.
First her son,Michael Wolfsmith,posted on Instagramthat he got vaccinated.
No wonder when she got an unknown coldeveryone thought it was COVID.
Then there was drama just this week with her daughterBriana Culbersonand her husband,Ryan.
The two had a gender-reveal party (dont they know those are deadly?)
for their fourth child and Vicki went and posted the results against the couples wishes.
Ever get really good news and find out your mother-in-law ruined it?
Keto guru Ryanposted on Instagram.
Oh, its a girl, by the way.
Former Real Housewife of MiamiAlexia Echevarrias mother died of COVID on whatwas supposed to be her wedding day.
This whole thing is just awful.
Stay safe out there, kids.
Thank the ghost of Tim Gunn I didnt even once have to say the original title out loud.
There are also four new faces.
The Dipp did all the digging on the new cast members if youwant to go check them out.
(Warning: Theres a paywall.)
DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS:The season-nine trailer forVanderpump Rulesishere.
The highlight isAriana Madixfalling over and smashing her head into a bar.
Yeah, it looks like it hurt, but boy was it funny.
It returns September 28.
The photo is just the confirmed cast on a bland background.
It gives nothing away.
But at least we gotthis hilarious tweetabout trying to pronounce RHUGT.
It airs this fall on Peacock.
I have now had the pleasure of seeing Sonja Morgan live three times.
If you regularly find yourself asking what the fuck is going on?
Are you there to see if Sonja has successfully mastered long-form improvisation?
No, youre there because watching Sonja ask, Am I supposed to be doing something now?
is a thrilling experience.
Or maybe you want to engage with Sonja directly.
Personally, I crawl under my seat at the mere suggestion of audience interaction, but you do you.
and her friend, Eileen Davidson, delivering two aghast words with maximum panache: You …BEAST.
Both soaps and Housewives are continuing storylines.
Both use a bevy of reaction shots and close-ups.
This has always been the appeal of soaps, the long horizon of storytelling.
Except with soaps, you are talking three, four, sometimes five, generations.
Ironic that soaps are saving these networks again, he added.
Finally, one last point about Rinna, who remains a weather pattern unto herself.
or Oof … youre angry.
There is too much Rinna-ness in Rinna for her to be anyone else at this point.
I dont think she was really talking out of turn or could be schooled.
Cancel everyone involved to the seventh degree: cast, crew, catering, production, management.
Kill it with fire, salt the earth, and cover over with concrete and barbed wire.
@PrinceHAK33Min a viral tweet
