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Last week, a giant leopard slug followed me home in a bag of takeout.

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I hate bugs, but I found this slug extremely adorable.

Maybe hed be eaten by a pigeon, maybe he wouldnt, but his fate wasnt mine to decide.

I had to know: How horny isMy Octopus Teacher,really?

Short answer: He didnt.

The ocean is obviously, inherently erotic.

It looks much more like an owner stroking his cat.

Foster and the octopus share something in common: Theyre both motivated by curiosity.

He dives every day without a tank to observe her, and she in turn observes him.

If anything,My Octopus Teacheris actively sex negative.

So he sees her and sees a loss of phallus entirely.

Its intimate, but that doesnt make it necessarily erotic.

Craig Foster doesnt fuck the octopus.

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