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And the options are … questionable at best.

Baxter is into BDSM (biting dem silly mice) a little too much.

Marbles has been furloughed from her full-time sunbathing by the window job.

Boots has a side hustle as a dominatrix who specializes in spit play.

Barbara can be at your place in an hour.

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