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If we absolutely must haveG.I.
Joemovies, surely they shouldnt be this joyless.
So now comesSnake Eyes: G.I.
Remember, these are toys, made for kids.
If anything, we knew more about Snake Eyess past than we did any other G.I.
Joes because the other characters were usually blank slates distinguished primarily by their weapons and costumes and skills.
(There was Pilot Guy.
There was Skiing Guy.
There was Minesweeper Guy.
Then there were my two favorites, Diving Guy and Paratrooper Guy.
The fact that no G.I.
The action inSnake Eyesis instantly forgettable, even if the locations and costumes are sometimes fun.
trying to assert some visual imagination.
Im not sure even 11-year-old me would be down with this.
