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So youre thinking about moving to Virgin River, huh?
It seems like things could be simple and nice there.
You could fish every morning, should that be a thing youre into.
There is only one food truck and it sells baked goods.
Things like an illegal pot camp wreaking havoc on innocent citizens.
And a fugitive, on the run from her monster ex-husband, hiding in plain sight.
So how do you know if this place is the right home for you?
In Virgin River you will find an entire community of damaged people.
Everyone in Virgin River has a sad story!
Come to Virgin River, where the other sad people will welcome you with open arms!
Youd love Virgin Rivers only doctor, Vernon Doc Mullins (Tim Matheson).
Hes so mean and condescending!
And then he sees Mel in action a few times and hes won over.
Hes one of the two people she wants there as she honors her late husband!
They stand on a dock and hug and watch a tiny sailboat together!
He wants her to be one of the few people at his vow renewal!
He loves Vivaldi and ballroom dancing and wine cruises!
Okay, now Im just listing reasons why Doc Mullins is perfect for me.
ANYWAY, if you enjoy people like Doc Mullins,yes, you should move to Virgin River.
She will ruin your personal life and say she was only trying to help like that is an apology.
Also, shes so mean to her kind-of-husband Doc and weve already been over how I feel about him.
He is a dreamboat.
He will teach you to fish while wearing a dorky hat.
He set up a batting cage in his backyard to let off steam.
Maybe Hope paid for it?
Have I mentioned hes sad and hot and kind and trying?
If youd like to see for yourself, thenyeah, you should move to Virgin River.
The rules are unclear.
Now he wants to pursue his cooking dreams in San Francisco but that probably wont work out.
Still, if youd like to meet someone like Preach,you should move to Virgin River.
They will make you sleep on an outside sofa overnight to accomplish these things.
Would you like to stay away from people who might have gotten their dating advice fromFatal Attraction?LISTEN.
but Charmaine has taken it way too far.
Mel hasnt done one single thing wrong and yet Charmaine treats her like dirt.
She just wants to help keep your babies alive, Char!
And how many times has Jack said he isnt interested in dating?
Slut-shaming is not a good look.
And stay away from Clear River, too!
Just, like, all the rivers, I guess.
Would you like to get caught up in a Who Shot J.R.?
It could be those pesky drug-camp guys that Jack helped get arrested.
It could be someone from his military past.
With his strong, capable, sad hands?
