Selling Sunset
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There is a lot of craziness to get through first.
The best dont have to try this hard.
Christine is not just a try-hard, she is a try-diamond.
Heather asks him, Do you think shes sad that shes losing friends?
He responds, Shes sad to look bad.
That is exactly it.
Wow, Tarek is right.
Do I need to start watching HGTV?
Christine has behaved poorly to almost everyone on the show.
She cant admit that anyone has her number.
Mary is wearing a black lace dress that looks like its from Fredericks of East Hollywood.
Chrishell is in a short, shiny silver dress with dangling beads that she stole fromDancing with the Stars.
We get a glimpse atAustin, who is what my friends like to call a murder twink.
Hes like Nicholas Hoult with a less symmetrical head and worse taste in pants.
Im so good, Christine says.
Instead, Heather storms off with Tarek and nothing gets done.
Christine says she wont talk to the group, only to the women individually.
When I walk in and those girls dont even pretend to say hi, thats horrible, she says.
I would never do that.
Christine really is the last of the Catholic martyrs.
Emma, Chrishell, and Mary stroll over to talk to Christine, who literally wont even face them.
My baby is home sick and Im here for this.
You guys are monsters, she says.
Later Mary says that she wants the old Christine back.
Does she mean pre-show Christine?
Is this all … a show thing?
The whole conversation needs to be seen to be believed.
Christine says, I dont want to talk about these things.
Of course she doesnt.
A criminal wants to visit the scene of the crime, not read her own confession in court.
I wouldnt want to list the things I did wrong either.
Shes too busy eating pounds of Betty Crocker frosting right out of the jar.
All of these women in their impossible dresses and their ever-sinking heels.
All of these stars twinkling in the sky like promises unfulfilled.
