Selling Sunset
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The best reality-TV stories have fans on either side of a debate that can be argued forever.
Are you Team Lauren Conrad or Team Speidi?
Are you Team Lisa Vanderpump or Team Kyle Richards?
Are you Team Carol Baskin Killed Her Husband or Team Carol Baskin Got a Raw Deal?
Valid arguments can be made for either side of these debates.
If he was two-timing her, why is that Emmas fault?
If Christine was duped, couldnt Emma be equally duped?
And why is she holding this grudge against a woman who did nothing wrong?
Why cant she be mad at the boyfriend?
No one is friends with the boyfriend anymore, isnt that the point?
Thats like yelling at the customer in front of you for getting the last croissant at the bakery.
Its not their fault.
Yell at the bakery to make more damn croissants already.
Or just get a pain au chocolate.
And can we see this guy already?
Maybe someone drop his Instagram handle?
Whatever, just workshopping here.
Thats all impressive, except when she says she flies back and forth on private because its easier.
Im with Maya, who flies commercial because shes cheap.
Greta Thunberg hates them both, and shes probably right.
My only other real problem with Emma isnt even with Emma; its with everyone else.
It took us months to figure that out.
Like the truths in the Constitution, its pretty self-evident.
However, there are like three T-shirts and two Hermes boxesfauxhaphazardly stacked on the closet island.
What do you think she would do?
Of course she told her side of the story.
Does she want Emma to start wearing Christines collection of neon-colored midriff-baring clothes as well?
Christine tells her side of the story, and, well, its basically the same story.
She saw Emma with the boyfriend, she blocked Emmas car in, and shes still mad about it.
The only difference is that Christine says she talked to Emma instead of yelling at her.
Why is she blaming the woman for this?
She says, Theres no way she didnt know.
Well, then there is no way thatChristinedidnt know that he was dating someone else.
Her logic makes about as much sense as the snarled weave shes wearing.
There is a wrinkle to the story, though.
So why didnt Heather bring this up at dinner?
And if that is true, is Emma married to this dude now?
Girl, she already done had hers.
We all know you met; stop playing.
But its hard to make any of us care.
Like at a vegan dinner, if there are no steaks, Im not interested.
