Selling Sunset
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Davina tells people coming to the open house that it comes fully furnished.
Being there at your open house is the worst.
Its like going on a first date where all the person does is talk about their ex.
Why did you say that?
Christine says, her features turning as brittle as a glass vase just out of the microwave.
You shouldnt have admitted it.
You shouldnt have given them the credit.
You either defend me and have my back … or you dont say anything at all, Christine says.
Oh, shut up and put on your big-boy panties, Romaine.
Its all going to work out in the end.
Wait, hes a contractor now?
I thought he was a pastry chef?
Oh, a party where everyone has to dress up just in time for the last episode.
I wonder what thats all about?
What in all of the California bullshit is this?
Is that like a life coach with even fewer qualifications?
What about a clockset coach who helps you through daylight saving time?
What about a deskset coach who helps you organize your workflow?
None of these is a better idea than the other.
Christine says she wants the women at the firm to stop being so mean to her.
She wants to move forward and doesnt know how when they keep accusing her of lying.
I think I have a solution for this.
How about Christine stops lying?Congratulations, Brian James Moylan.
You have been awarded an official certificate as a mindset coach.
You now owe the California State Board of Mindset Coaches $19.95 for this certification.
Maybe Christine needs to use Waze.
Then shed know how she arrived here.
Christine then says its disrespectful to her husband to keep bringing up this relationship that is over.
Didnt Christine bring it up first?
Isnt she the one who made up the lie about being proposed to?
Isnt she the one who still cares about this more than just about anyone else?
I cant with Christine.
That is truly insightful and smart.
This is applicable in so many reality-TV contexts.
Do I have to take back everything I said about this mindset coach?
Being mean is easier, so Im just going to stick with that.
Until she acknowledges the ghosts that still haunt her, people are going to hate her forever.
At least thats what I heard, but my mind might not have been set to the right channel.
It is then we find out that Christian is as delusional as Christine.
He tells her the reason all of her coworkers hate her is because of jealousy.
Theyre holding on to grudges, and I think its not goodfor them, she says.
Emphasis mine because Jesus Christ, that is one of the stupidest things Ive ever heard.
Christine wants forgiveness, not for herself but because she is thinking altruistically about them.
She wantsthemto be better for not having grudges so they can just get over it already.
I would like to move on, and I wish they would too, she says.
No duh she would like to move on; she is the one who got caught lying.
Well, at least thats what she said when she explained why they always must be bared.
Or maybe just run off with her rich husband on another great weekend trip.
Either way, the faster she is off my TV at this point, the better.
