Selling Sunset
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After this episode, I think Im changing my stance on this one.
The same goes for Davina.
What changed my mind?
I want nothing to do with her.
She sets a hard boundary when it comes to Christine.
That was years ago.
This is me talking to you now, meeting you, saying nothing that happened mattered.
This couldnt be more condescending if an inmate said it on a down escalator.
With that joke, I officially became a dad.)
Well, if none of it mattered, why is she still mad at Emma?
Why are we even talking about it now?
We have watched Christine on this show for three seasons now.
We know that the sounds coming out of her mouth were like a banshee getting a colonoscopy without lube.
There was nothing calm about her.
Emma says the incident happened in March and that Christine and the ex broke up in August.
She says she kept the proposal a secret, though, and the only person she told was Davina.
No one is buying it, particularly not Emma.
Mary says she knows Christine is lying too.
She knows Emmas ex was asking the brothers Oppenheim all these questions to buy Emma a ring.
She knows that Christine and this dude were broken up.
She knows that he never asked her to marry him.
No, this is Christine being dramatic for the camera; this is just Christine being an asshole.
First, she has to meet with Jason and Mary to talk about the conditions of her return.
We interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast to bring you Simu Liu, the Canadian star of MarvelsShang-Chimovie.
Watch him meet with Chrishell and tell her that he really wants a boob while her pool slips out.
I mean, watch him tell her that he really wants a pool while her boob slips out.
Watch him ring the bell in the office and make everyone want to throw up in their knickers.
Oh, bye, Simu.
See you next time we cant get another movie star to be on our show.
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.
Vanessa is trying to convince Mary to have a sit-down chat with Christine to get over their differences.
I judged you by your own actions, she tells Davina.
Wear braids and cute glasses, I guess?
Then she blames Mary for cockblocking her from hanging out with people.
Its your actions that are cockblocking you.
