Selling Sunset
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Instead, Im left to wonder about braids mostly.
How much does this show spend on braids?
Why do all of the women have them, and why are they always asymmetrical?
Did they get the same artist who did all of Khaleesis onGame of Thrones?
Who has the worst braid, and why is it Davina?
Who has the best braid, and why is it no one?
Just braids, braids, braids.
What do you call a group of white women who all have one giant braid each?
A Groupon, obviously.
Nothing happens at this party; I just needed to mention the hot movers and also the baskets.
Its like Christine was basically like, Here, take this baby.
I have a body to get back and a reality show to film.
I shouldnt be too mean.
This was pretty fake but also a clever idea and pretty darn cute.
Jason opens up his phone and starts texting old lovers immediately.
That didnt really happen, but I just basically wrote a pilot for a new FX show.
Someone give me an EGOT for screenwriting.
What else happens during this boring episode?
Awful and dramatic, but also, where are those cameras.
Lady has a lot going on.
Oh, but we do hear more things.
And by doctor, I mean awful person.
The episode ends with both a bang and a whimper.
Meanwhile, Amanza and Christine are getting pedicures at Christines house, and shes like, Hahaha.
And Amanza says, I feel sorry for all of those other girls.
Christine says, Yeah, me too.
Does that mean shes getting fired?
Oh god, I hope Christine gets fired.
Oh no, wait.
You cant take Christine.
What would we do without her!
Where would all the filler go?
