Selling Sunset
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You told me this wouldnt happen.
You told me that she was at a different firm.
At least I have a grudging respect for Christine as a colorful and unusual reality-television villain.
Davina is just a gravy stain on your favorite shirt.
Shes the little bit of liquid that squirts out during an especially beefy fart.
She is everyone on Twitter who has typedactuallyas the first word of their reply.
The dedication she shows to making herself look superior must be admired.
Davina just shows up and grovels.
Its the my diet starts Monday of reality TV.
Next thing we know, Davina has invited Jason over to a house that she may be listing.
The house has a bar with a marble wall with a neon sign that says Vibes.
Thats all you gotta know.
If someone is drinking rose at Coachella wearing a flower crown, it would be this house.
Its the avocado toast of houses, and Im sure the driveway is paved in millennial pink.
Wow, maybe Jason actually knows what hes talking about.
He also hates when Amanda says, We only need one person to get it.
Dont I get to ask you back?
What if we dont want you back?
Oh, can we get more oat milk for the coffee station?
I mean, whatever, I guess, but also fuck you.
That is the bullshittiest bullshit ever to shit out of a bull.
This is your co-worker; just have her back.
Even in L.A., you have to pay extra for a girlfriend that is that obvious.
Speaking of dogs at the party, Heather brings her fiance, Tarek.
Does HGTV know about this?
Is this allowed in his contract?
But no, forgiveness will not be given.
Not at this juncture.
Mary freaks out because Who crashes a party for dogs?
Take two steps back on that question.
Start with Who throws a party for dogs?
and then proceed accordingly.
We spent a lot of money on this.
She better not be here to start drama.
No, not Mary.
You have done something right.
