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He really is the worst witness the prosecution has ever seen.

Also, they probably didnt think there was anything worse than lying about cancer.
It turns out theres hiring actors to play your parents to fool your fiance and friends before your wedding.
When Cassidy was focus-group-testing possible witnesses, she knew Elliott posed a risk as a notorious liar.
Cassidy and Elliott dazzle the jurors with their flirty, fun energy.
And then Polly steps on the court and tears Elliotts life to pieces.
She shoots, she scores.
Meeting each characters parents has been a great way to remind us of who they are at their core.
With Drew, his family has been a reminder of his inherent good intentions and midwestern values.
For Elliott, its the fabrication of his entire being.
He isnt thinking that thought all the way through.
And does Marc really want to marry someone who would help people get away with murder?
A loveless marriage doesnt seem like a fitting punishment for Elliotts lies.
Elliott isnt the only person who goes rogue this episode, as Drew meets a new potential love interest.
Her name is Colette, and she just so happens to be Juror No.
Its also concerning that she calls herself a goblin and doesnt seem to mind breaking the rules.
Its Drew admitting to himself that he doesnt have romantic feelings for Dory anymore.
It could also be the start of him scheming toward a mistrial so he can be tried separately.
Drew says they should think about a plea.
Dory offers no logical explanation or theory but refuses to waver in her innocence.
Then Bob pulls out his fork and starts poking holes.
He somehow manages to find one, since it turns out an irate man also bought a zebra-print suitcase.
Its a good enough excuse, even if its not entirely convincing.
Dory cant keep herself from interjecting, shouting that its not a crime to misplace a suitcase.
Its like shed been thinking of that line from the moment Cassidy made the same point.
Her attorneys have done a perfectly fine job so far, but Dory cant help but be a smartass.
It knocks the wind out of Bobs moment.
He can only sit there and wonder if his face is bleeding.
Its a bad day for the defense.
Anyone watching at home is likely convinced of Dorys guilt by now.
Except for one person, Dorys stalker.
Although, Dorys stalker seems to like her because shes guilty.
He finally reveals his existence to Dory as more evidence of Dorys guilt is revealed to the world.
Dory may finally be forced to realize everyone sees her for exactly who she is now.
How she handles this will be interesting.
She also doesnt have Portia, Drew, or Elliotts support anymore.
His dismissive I cannot do this right now, maam was perfect.
She might still be invited to the wedding once Marc has time to cope.
We are out here.
Do we have to name our fandom The Goblins now?
Im okay with that.
Chantals Femmeployers scam is still going.
Portia cant help but add some flourish to her nerdy Christian friends lives.
They have a birthday party for a hamster, and Portia is moved to run scales.
They dont shut down Portias talent, though, and I like that.
Sure, Christian rock music is lame, but Portia does fit in with them.
Sadly, I think Portia has matured beyond friends who are still in the closet.
I dont think she has much patience left for them.