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Well friends, here we are.
“Ew, David!"
The moment we have all been waiting for.
Slowly flip over the pages in Alexiss giant presentation notepad because tonight is the
Crows!
And by immersive she mainly means that Roland has a guy who can get them some real crows.
David rightly takes offense to that.
So a disheartened Alexis is left to plan a town viewing party as Moira awaits word from critics.
It is truly the gift that keeps on giving.
I stand here before you humbled and in awe.
Hold on to that treasured moment, friends, because minutes later the entire premiere is flung into chaos.
Real crows and painted seagulls alike completely upend Moiras big moment.
This is extremely bad press.
Anyway, I cant wait until she gets her big win.
I mean, nothing will topple these two, but its fun to pretend right?
Patrick is the perfect man.
He holds David close and tells him to envision their lives with a little baby.
You see, they could love it and hold it and bounce it.
People change and hes happy with his life, hes happy with David.
Thats what he wants now.
So one never knows!
Do I wish Stevie had taken a little bit more time to explore whats out there?
There must be much better opportunities than Larry Air.
Also, it was all totally worth it to see how happy Johnny is to have her back.
First we had eat glass and now we have lick rust.
Bless you, Rose siblings.
Patrick: You never pictured yourself doing something that didnt end up happening?
David: Of course, Im not married to Christina Aguilera, am I?
