Schitts Creek
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
(Patrick really shouldve read that email.)

“Ew, David!"
You and David, is truly masterful, even if it fails spectacularly.
Not like Eugene Levy isnt always a comedic genius, but this scene is a master class.
kindly, someone put the What is happening!
It is that good.
Stay hydrated out there, you know?
But honestly, what meaningful mother-son moment isnt?
), but the joke remains that Herbs wines are hella disgusting.
They burn your throat, taste like amoxicillin, and are described as actual laundry detergent.
Our designated grapes!, Moira yells out with glee when Johnny and Patrick arrive to take them home.
Herb Ertlinger will not be moving forward with his Moira Rose, and honestly, like, his loss.
Alexis may hate her mother snuggling in bed with her, but come on, guys treasure these moments!
Alexis is so sad, guys!
And, like, not the good kind.
You know who knew it was a cult the entire time and was still super into it?
I just thought we were supporting your career.
Also, do I ship Twyla and Citrus the cult recruiter?
Alexis does NOT appreciate David and Patrick (and Johnny!)
making fun of her mishap with the cult.
Also perfect: Davids reaction to learning that Herb Ertlinger has never heard of Rose Apothecary.
Just all of Dan Levys facial reactions forever and ever, amen.