Schitts Creek
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Take Johnny and Moira, for instance.
“Ew, David!"
Johnny, of course, does not get that loan.
It seems like his garage is doing well.
Gwens been traipsing all over town in real Lululemons.
They must be rolling in it.
They decide to ask Bob for some money over dinner.
Hmm, weird considering they were going off intel from ROLAND.
Moira wore her green pixie-cut wig for nothing.
Oh John, hold me, is all Moira can get out.
And then theres a knock at the door.
Roland and Jocelyn have news: They took out a second mortgage and bought the other motel.
Thats right, people: The Roses and the Schitts are going into business together.
Johnny is beside himself with gratitude, which forces me to ask: Is Johnny outside his mind?
Perhaps its a job with Larry Air, an airline purchased by a guy who used to own delis.
Larrys story just goes to show you that theres no one clear path to success in the airline industry.
Will our Stevie Budd be the next to find success in the skies?
When she asks David to come over and help her choose an outfit which flannel rules them all?
things devolve into a conversation about which of them is more qualified to be a flight attendant.
With the challenge accepted, Stevie and David both head down to Larry Air to compete for the job.
Im taking the peanuts, Carol!
he yells as he stomps out of there.
A true blaze-of-glory exit if ever there was one.
You know who does get the job though?
That feels the most right of all.
Never without proper lighting.
Apparently Alexiss usual at the cafe is a green smoothie with no greens.
Im going to miss her dearly.
My mom had a turtle dove that was eaten by her ex-fiances snake.
That was a bad sign.
And it happened on Valentines Day.
And her ex-fiance was a Satanist.
