Schitts Creek
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Honestly, is every episode ofSchitts Creekgoing to make me cry from here on out?
“Ew, David!"
The family is concerned about how Alexis is handling her breakup with Ted.
Johnny Rose is not having any of this.
First of all, Artie shouldnt be calling Johnny Dad for, like, so many reasons.
Artie reads Johnny loud and clear.
By which I mean, Alexis comes home in tears because Artie dumps her.
The more Johnny tries to console Alexis, the more obvious it becomes that Johnny spoke with Artie.
I told you I was in control of the situation, Alexis yells at her father for interfering.
Hell get there one day!
Like Alexis, another Rose is having a tough week.
Moira walks outside the motel to find that her car has been egged.
She immediately heads over to the Town Council office to have something done about this grievous attack.
The damage has been done, though.
People are fired up.
And this is especially upsetting because they were just preparing to launch a new tourism campaign.
Moiras words wont help.
This could be the biggest scandal since we installed the church wheelchair ramp backwards, Roland tells her.
Moira tries to fix things by confronting her extremely polite protestors.
Seriously, their signs say things like Were really unhappy with you, Moira!
and That wasnt very nice :( and my personal favorite, We are not angry we are disappointed!
Ah, Schitts Creek, you beautifully weird town.
to the horrendous on-camera skills of just about everyone else in the town.
(Davids inability to act natural in front of the camera particularly kills me.)
It is one of the many gifts well keep fromSchitts Creekafter its gone.
Only she turns them down because she just doesnt think its in [her] brand.
David could not be more thrilled to rub that in Patricks face.
Thats a lot to unload over brunch, David responds.
Cafe Tropical has certainly been described as fine.
Do you know what scatting is?
