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We, as a nation, have survived the debate cycle of the 2020 election.
Give yourselves a round of applause.
Lets see what our late-night hosts had to say during this truly bizarro week.
So I better hush before you cry yourself to death and we cant finish the show.
Dolly quipped when Colbert reached for the tissues.
Desus and Mero on the Zoom Dick Incident
The cackling.
Just typing that out sent a chill down my spine.
And the simulation continues.
(And I thoughtArmie Hammer wearing a space suit was ridiculous.)
They did a CAT scan and I havent been able to speak English since, said Andre.
I memorized this interview phonetically, actually.
Wishing Andre a speedy recovery so that he can do more gonzo bits that land him on this list.
All Ive done in that time is sleep, shower, and get an iced coffee from Dunkin.
Its not the hours in the day, its how you use them.
Samantha Bee Interviews a Zoom Full of Election Losers onFull Frontal
Losing sucks.
Ive brought you all here because you have one thing in common: You are losers, technically.
Youre winners to me, and you also lost, said Bee, cutting to the chase.
and (b) how important it is that everyone (and I do mean everyone) votes.
Cant think of a better reminder that despite our busted electoral college system, literally every vote counts.
Save Tamyra Gray, save the nation.
