RuPauls Drag Race

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I would like to use this opportunity and my public platform to make a plea to theDrag Raceproducers.

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kindly let me punch up these scripts, I beg of you.

I dont even need money!

I will happily accept payment in the form of Anastasia Beverly Hills brow pencils and RuPaul Iron Fist shoes.

Nicky Doll and Gigi Goode are put in charge of casting (Allison Mosseywas not available).

Aiden doesnt really strike me as someone whos going to stand out, Gigi foretells.

We cut to Aiden in the middle of a long yawn.

Maybe shes about to nap again.

Shade rattle reverberates

Acting challenges are all about the performances, so lets get to them.

Jackie Cox is nuanced and subtle in the titular role of Meredith Gay.

She has by far the most lines of the group, which include narrating the entire episode.

We simply had to stan(islavski).

Widow is also a standout.

Shes initially frustrated with her assigned role, but the part seems tailor-made for her.

Shes funny, gives excellent ad-libs, and serves some of the biggest laugh-out-loud moments of the sketch.

At this point, Sherrys Top 4 trajectory seems unstoppable.

This week she notches her second main challenge win and shows no sign of weakness or diminishing momentum.

Her victorycasts an unfortunate shadowover an otherwise fun episode.

Now lets talk bottoms.

No, not Ross and Carson; Im of course referring to Nicky, Heidi, and Brita.

Well always have Paris.

Heres looking at you, queen!

Though she survives the lip-sync, Heidi still got a little forked over this week.

Heidi is excellent in the acting challenge.

However, Michelle insists that she knows Heidi couldve given more.

Uta Hagen has spoken!

A knife (or fork) in the back, indeed!

Finally, my dear Brita.

Can you remind me where Brita is from again?

I think it was Albuquerque?

I had to look it up, but apparently Brita is from New York.

In New York, Brita Filter is a former Entertainer of the Year.

In New York, Brita Filter lights up a Hells Kitchen gay bar with her charm and effervescence alone.

Carson wants more, and Michelle says her cape runway isnt quite on-theme enough.

Brita, you look twisted right now, says Sherry (from out of frame).

And indeed she is.

In what comes as no surprise, Brita reveals who shereallythinks deserves to be in the bottom: Aiden.

Nicky and Jaida are quick to agree, but before they can really go in, Aiden interrupts.

From day one of this competition, I have had everyone in this goddamn place coming for me.

(I cant blame her either!)

I cant see her lasting much longer, but …

I said that last week.

So what do I know?

Maybe Aiden will nap herself all the way to the crown.

This isDrag Race, baby!

Because our fucking asses are about to be kicked out!

Nicky went out in a BLAZE this episode.

Looking forward to seeing her at the reunion.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Imma worry about Heidi Heidi N. Closet

Even when shes mad as hell, you cant not love Heidi.

Tell em, queen!

It may not beRuPauls Best Friend Race, but it has to beRuPauls Colleague and Co-worker Race.

Jackie Cox

RuPauls Colleague and Coworker Race: premiering this Fall, coming to a Slack channel near you.

Widow VonDu

Same, girl.

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