RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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The ending of the episode also made me question the double save at the end oflast week.
Im also a little sad that Lawrence took home the crown.
This is something Americans dont quite get.
While it is one big country, the individual kingdoms are not like states.
Well, theyre almost unanimously united in their hatred for the English.
Well, look at last seasons finale.
It was three English queens pretending to represent the country as a whole.
The final challenge is what we have come to expect.
At this stage we should really call itRuPauls Tesla Racebecause this shit runs on autopilot.
All that exposure to the altering effects of George Michaels aura will have that effect on ones semen.
We also learn that this is Lawrences boy hair when its calm.
Oh, we also learn that Bimini studied journalism at university and decided to become a drag queen instead.
Speaking as a journalist, this was a sound idea.
The media is dying.
All the jobs are gone.
You make more shaking your tuck for tips than I did writing this 2,000-word summary.
(It is also shocking that Lawrence Chaney at 10 and Lawrence Chaney at 21 are identical.)
Lawrence, who is no dancer, cant figure out what to do and is paralyzed.
His Scottish sister Ellie yells from the sidelines: You know what to do.
Queens lifting up other queens.
Gets me every time.
Can I get an everyone-say-amen-bring-back-my-girls-dont-fuck-it-up-she-already-done-had-herses-reading-is-fundamental-everyone-loves-puppets up in here?
The performance looks great, but I couldnt understand anything the girls are rapping.
It was like listening to a podcast on 1.5x the speed.
Did they speed up the tape to make the choreo look more intricate?
She is doingsplits, spread eagles, flip flops, back flips, one right after the other.
She had it coming all along, bitch.
Of course are giant sleeves.
She always has giant sleeves.
Walk into a room sleeves peeves.
Lawrence is doing her sexy granny thing, which is odd considering shes not yet 30.
Shes like the non-problematic Sherry Pie.
This time shes dressed as an old lady at an alien S&M convention.
I mean that as a compliment.
Theyre in the back haunting us, some looking better than others.
If I die and come back as a drag ensemble, I want it to be this one.
Thats because, well, Tayces outfit on the runway is really disappointing.
It has some furs and hair clumps plastered on it like a remnant at the toupee factory.
Standing next to the other queens, she doesnt look like shes even in the same league.
It was like watching Roxxxy Andrews in the Read You, Wrote You number all over again.
The judges didnt love it either.
Michelle says, Is it the most elevated thing Ive ever seen?
Michelle, strangely enough, is a huge Ellie D supporter.
Yes, there are puffy sleeves.
Graham Norton says its expected.
That every time Ellie has the same hair, the same face, the same silhouette.
RuPaul agrees that she has worked out how to winDrag Race, but has none of the grit.
Biminis final outfit is flawless.
She looks like Billy Idol dressed as Like a Virginera Madonna about to perform White Wedding.
Lawrence looks totally herself in a signature purple number inspired by the series RuPaul hostingTop Gearkey art.
Her mermaid silhouette (the Lawrence version of Ellies sleeves peeves) has a checkerboard up the side.
Its camp, its old school, its totally Lawrence.
When Ru eliminates Ellie and has the final three lip sync, it seems a dead heat.
There is too much running and mugging around the stage to tell who has the clear advantage.
Just like The Vivienne last season, Lawrence was the safe choice, but a little bit uninspiring.
