RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Its sort of like the American adjectivecheesybut different.
Sorry, Tia, but youre ropy.
I have a feeling were going to need them.
I was shocked when season one of the show didnt feature even one Scottish queen.
And Tayce is not only Welsh, but a Welsh person of color.
What are they going to find next season?
A unicorn from the Isle of Man?
She is already my favorite.
Tia jokes that she is going to give us a reveal, but there is no reveal.
Well, at least shes funny.
She tells us she doesnt care about looking good, and, well, it shows.
She tells us shes a vegan, which we should know because she never stops going on about it.
A vegan who wont stop talking about her dietary choices?
We are four queens in, and this is already the second boy who has a highlighter-hued mullet.
I am very scared.
Add that to Lawrences Eraserhead-at-the-beach boy haircut, and the results are pretty awful.
In fact, there isnt one queen in this whole season who has good boy hair.
I would like to blame the pandemic, but I dont think I can.
Imagine seeing that on the other side of a glory hole.
Also this whole episode and not oneMeet Joe Blackjoke?
This all makes me sad because there is a zero-sum chance Veronica was alive in the 80s.
Anyway, she is basically the nonproblematic Azealia Banks, and I am here for it.
Finally, we have AWhora with her inexplicable apostrophe and equally inexplicable orange face makeup as a boy.
The mini-challenge is the standard photo shoot with the queens that never results in very good pictures.
This one is Wimbledon-themed, and the girls have to look cute while getting balls thrown at their faces.
You know, just another night in the West End.
Is that a shock?
This is the first episode ofDrag Race.
Arent there always two looks?
Veronicas Boy George is excellent, if not too faithful.
But her soot-inspired makeup and smoke blowing go a long way.
Well, tie me up and drown me inIrn-Bru.
(A Scouse is a person from Liverpool.
No, I dont know why.
Yeah, I know its weird.)
Theyre not going to notice.
Oh, girl, they noticed.
ItsCharlie Hides all over again.
What is up with these British cabaret stars who dont try?
