RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Just like Lucy, I have a lot of splainin to do with this delightful episode.
But how can you capture something that can fit in a discarded bottle of Irn-Bru?
No, I dont want to hear no complaints.
I want an actual answer, because there is something going on with her scalp.
Last week she showed up in the werkroom in the worlds saddest pussycat wig.
This has to be covering up something.
Some irritated skin from all the wig glue?
So the queens all have to star inBeastEnders,which is a parody of theUber-popular BBC soapEastEnders.
But calling it a soap doesnt really do it justice.
Feels odd, doesnt it?
Yeah, thats how the rest of the world feels every Super Bowl Sunday.
The filming of the skit looks a little bit strained.
All of the queens delivered, and Lawrence and Ellies flubs arent apparent at all.
What, you dont think soap stars sometimes need a little bit of a refresh on their script?
The world needs more drag queens.
How else are we going to keep the 74 different international editions ofDrag Racerunning concurrently?
On the runway, the category is panto dame.
How am I going to explain pantos?
But its also only around Christmastime for some reason.
These days the more professional ones feature some sort of C-list TV personality.
Imagine Valerie Bertinelli playing the Fairy Godmother.
Theres also a lot of what American audiences would refer to as call and response.
So the villain will creep up behind the hero as he says, Where is he?
(Thank the Catholic Jesus they dont do panto in the U.S. because it would be insufferable.)
And look gorgeous she does.
Still, I wanted her giant hoop skirt to go all the way down to the floor.
Not every outfit needs a short skirt and big shoulders.
At this point Trixie Mattel should sue for copyright infringement.
The judges love Bimini dressed as a little girl but acting like a little boy.
Maybe Im just too American to get it, but I just didnt think it was that amazing.
That said, with four wins, should we just give Bimini the crown now?
Sure, there are slight differences, but it really just comes down to personal preference.
Tayce and Ellie both slay the lip sync, which is Last Thing on My Mind by Steps.
Sorry, I cant translate any more English to American today.
If you want to know about Steps, youre going to have toWikipedia that shit.
If this thing was a sandwich it would be so big you couldnt fit it in your mouth.
Hopefully next week I wont have to explain anything to you.
