RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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My apologies to Krystal Versace because I really got herwrong last week.
I was all like, Shes so obvious.
She doesnt know what shes doing.
Shes just giving us Drag Race Realness instead of anything original.
God, why didnt any of you tell me to shut up?
Krystal really turned it out this week, and it was wonderful to behold.
She didnt start off that great.
Its more confusing than going to a strip club that has taken over a preschool.
Ru asks why and Krystal says, Well, shes just the biggest.
That joke landed harder than a frozen turd falling out of an airplane bathroom at 60,000 feet.
That unleashes the floodgates as all the queens talk about the things about themselves that they hate.
Elektra hates her freckles.
Vanity hates that shes the only Black queen this season and has to represent so many people.
Everyone here seems a little bit in danger.
Elektra, for all of her talk about being the best dancer, is totally off the beat.
(Little do they know, she assassinates the Spice Girls impersonators after shes blown out the candles.)
The Momercise number seems over before it even began.
It must have been at the same bottoms convention as Ella.
Yes, it looks like a highlighter yellow mullet.
Wait, is Veronica … wearing Bimini?
I also love Charitys orange fringe number with a cap and a koi-fish headpiece.
She sort of looks like Carol Burnett dressed as Carol Channing at Carole Baskins birthday party.
The judges are not feeling it, though.
She goes home, and it is not, ahem, shocking at all.
