RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Okay,last weekit was elf ears, this week its berets?
What the heck are all the girls thinking showing up in the werkroom in the exact same chapeaus?
Oh no, wait.
Thats just her hair.
Its like theyre all on some sort of really gay football team together and wearing their high-fashion uniforms.
(The vote turned out to be a tie.)
As winners of the limbo, Tayce and Veronica assign the colors.
The person in the pair who loses the fashion walk-off will be up for elimination.
Veronica can sew and so can Asttina.
I will be going to the DundeeGreggsfor a vegan sausage roll and will leave her the biggest tip.
(If AWhora is to be believed, the biggest tip belongs to Tayce.)
Showing up with no skills is a sure ticket home.
I am looking at you Ginny and you Tia.
Just as soon as Im done ranting, Tia says, How can you not sew?
This show has been on for ages!
And Tias fashion choices are questionable at best to start with.
Later she decides to change her whole concept at the last minute.
Its a risk, she says.
But who ever won by playing it safe, except in terms of sexual health.
Oh, that Tia is funny, and good thing because she cant skate by on her fashions.
This feels unfair to me.
Why arbitrarily make Ginny do something contrary to her style of drag?
And the week of a sewing challenge, no less, when she cant even sew.
Does this mean shell be graded on a curve if it doesnt go well?
She talks more about gender expression with Bimini, who also identifies as non-binary.
Its not only a meeting of the minds, it is also a meeting of the mullets.
Now its time for the matchups.
Or maybe thats because she has the face of a model.
It looks as expensive as two episodes ofGame of Thrones.
This is the meanest thing I have ever seenDrag Racedo to someone.
Shes like Aladdin Insane.
Yes, it is lined and hemmed.
Yes, it is well made, but it is boring.
I think well-made but boring is Veronica every single time.
I also just realized that she chose green and her name is Veronica Green.
Yes, it took me this long.
I am stupid.)
She beats Tia Kofi, though, who looks like a Christmas package wrapped by a blind epileptic.
Its nice and well made, but thats it?
But Asttina, being gorgeous, gets away with a lot of it.
It is the most polished Ive ever seen her and also, possibly, the most clothed.
How much does she make at that Greggs drive-thru, because all those accessories did not look cheap?
It looks like a polished stage costume except her tits are too small and too close together.
Can Ellie get her a job at Greggs, because she needs to buy a new breastplate.
I thought,Damn theyre going to pump her up just to send her home.
Asttina is just, I dont know, worried and hoping to skate by on pretty.
While Tia clearly had the worse outfit, I think shes a better all-around queen.
Asttina has style and beauty, but she hasnt shown us that she has anything else beyond that.
Tia cant dress, but at least she can be funny about it.
Drag careers have been made on less.
So, I guess, dont let the door slap you in the Asttina.
