RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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That is not, however, what we got.
There are two separate versions of the same song, one up-tempo and one a low-key ballad.
Scarlett gets to pick and, of course, goes with the fast version because its more fun.
Its like being Miss Cleo (RIP), but its really just being able to read the editing.
Its like hearing River talk about her mothers death from COVID.
No, thats only something you do after finding out Roxxxy Andrewss mother left her at a bus station.
They basically invented the TikTok dance in the late 90s when they debuted.
H, if you couldnt tell by the kilt and glitter harness, is a gay.
Yeah, this team is totally going to win.
As soon as the Slice Girls start performing, I know doom is just around the corner.
Secondly, Scarlett doesnt know any of the words and only about half of the steps.
It was like trying to get your mom to do a TikTok dance with you.
She even remembers when Steps invented them.
Its both leaden and jangly at the same time.
As for Pick n Mix, as we foresaw, they totally kill it.
They are declared the winners, duh, and they are all winners.
She comes out in an all-blue ensemble, Babys signature color, trimmed with fur and beaded.
She has the signature haircut with the two super long pigtails.
Where the other two fail is in trying to do Mel Bs Scary Spice.
It is genius, but it isnt like Mel B at all.
Charity says its her interpretation of Scarys look.
Yes, she loved an animal print, but this is not giving Spice at all.
Its like a buffalo wing without the buffalo.
Its just a wing.
The only two things you should probably do Scary is an animal print and the curly hair.
Scarlett has similar trouble with the wig.
As Alan Carr says, he needs the knockers to be a lot bigger.
Rivers outfit also looks like it is dragged out of the bin at a charity shop.
No one wants that Lisa Rinna for QVC duster or that ill-fitting dress the color of glow-in-the-dark nail polish.
Thanks for being terrible at your job.
It isnt even good.
Im sorry, but fine wont cut it.
