RuPauls Drag Race U.K.
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Watching this season ofRuPauls Drag Race U.K.is a little bit like, well, watching a bad drag performance.
That was especially true this episode when, once again, the competition went absolutely nowhere.
Were all winners, were all losers.
Not only were all the critiques favorable Oh, sorry.
last season also ended without a final-three elimination.
So this is just what happens now?
The final four next season will definitely take notice.
Its sad that there was such a non-ending to this episode, because the challenge was quite good.
Since she won last weeks challenge, Kitty gets to cast the roles.
Make this lady a producer.
They should be brickin it.
(The English-to-American dictionary says that brickin it means shitting bricks.)
Across the room, just out of sight, Vanity and Krystal are like.
Oh god, we are freaking screwed.
We should be brickin it.
I knew they were going to pull it out, though, and I cant say why.
Maybe I have some sort of third eye that lets me sense what drag queens are going to do.
I surely couldnt do that.
I would probably try a Yoda voice and it would sound like someone stepping on a sick toad.
There is no such thing, Michelle tells her.
So let that go and do what you’re able to.
Where was she with that advice in, like, my sophomore year of high school?
In the workroom, the conversation turns really dark.
It wasnot Matt Damon, or else she would have turned him into the police.
All joking aside, though, gay hate crimes in theU.K.
Gosh,Drag Raceis really here to help us all out.
Emma Stone wishes, honey.
She justwishesshe looked this good in that billion-dollar movie (that was actually shockingly good).
No notes for Krystal.
Slay it again, ma-MA.
The orange skin, the green hair, the sheer pointy pantaloons.
Does she look bad in anything?
Shes Kate Winslet fromTitanicand even drops her necklace off the side of the stage.
(Sidenote: Why has Celine never been on this show?
Also no notes for Vanity.
Like a vigilant substitute teacher, I have notes.
Piles and piles of notes.
Do you like this outfit?
I mean, her oranges didnt even match!
Snatch it together, Vanity.
It was apparently enough to save everyone and have Kitty and Ella lip sync for the win.
But they all win.
Everyone gets a badge.
Everyone gets a crown.
Everyone gets an amen up in here.
Everyone loves themselves so they can love someone else.
The problem is, now the show is giving us something to hate.
