RuPauls Drag Race All Stars
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Were in the endgame, folks.
After todays episode, were left with our finalfinaltop four.
But to claim their finalist spot, our five remaining queens must duke it out beatnik-style with the C.U.N.T.
monologues (Rus words, not mine!)
So, behold: my unscientific, completely arbitrary rankings of our lovely top four.
Hand on the Bible!
Or at least a copy of GuRu.
From villain to darling, from filler to finalist, whats not to love?
But beyond the narrative satisfaction a RaJah win offers, shes also had a pretty unimpeachable run.
But her most important convert?
There is no better boon for a Ru girl than that sweet RuPaul seal of approval.
Symone got it, Aquaria got it, Sasha Velour got it.
So there you have it!
Ive made no secret of it: RaJah is my pick to win this season.
And I think she should be yours too.
But … has Ginger girlbossed a little too close to the sun?
The judges throwing in a half-assed but was ittooperfect …?
critique is nothing new to theDrag RaceCinematic Universe, but I do think this one holds some water.
One need only look over to Kylie to see the difference between true emotional vulnerability and Gingers pageant showmanship.
She tops off her successful night with a runway presentation thats, well … perfect!
Kylie Sonique Love: First Time
To call Kylies rise to stardom this season surprising would be ignorant.
But what took me aback was the deeply introspective and wise human being who revealed herself over the season.
Two skills that certainly come in handy in tonights challenge.
Kylies story is my favorite.
Kylies magnetism and vulnerability just cant be taught.
Oh, and did I mention shes fuckingfunny?
That part I didnt see coming.
To go from eliminated on Snatch Game to a Dolly impersonation I will be quoting for years to come?
A true underdog tale.
Perhaps a Kylie crowing is just what we need.
Eureka OHara: A Benefit for Boom Boom
Coming up in a strong fourth is Eureka OHara.
Eureka needed her win this week.
Its practically her cover charge for reentering the competition and scooting into the finale.
Oh, and she was fully eliminated two weeks previous.
But lets be real, who cares about statistics?
(And other things Marjorie Taylor Greene says).
When it comes toDrag Race, the math doesnt always tell the whole story.
Like RaJah, Eurekas reversal of public opinion this season has been incredibly impressive.
The result was more than a little groaning when Eureka was announced forAll Stars.
I cant speak for my fellow contrarians, but Im ready to eat my words.
I wouldnt believe you!
Who knows what shell pull out next week?
Surprise me, bitch!
Trinity K. Bonet: Bamboozled
In fifth place (for obvious reasons) is my queen Trinity K. Bonet.
Trinity was a fan-favorite entering this season and established herself as a frontrunner early on.
But its still not quite enough to save her.
Unfortunately, Trinitys flame burned a little too quickly this season, but boy did it burn bright.
There you have it!
Whoever it may be, I cant wait to celebrate with you all next week.
