Riverdale
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Too real,Riverdale.
But now, Jughead barges into Duponts seminar with a big smile and strongthis GIFenergy.
(I do feel like he should be wearing a helmet around these people, just in case.)
Moose, Jughead explains, was supposed to be a sacrificial lamb.
Well, sacrificial moose.
At least not this time.
That Jughead was awarded the contract at first only served to put a target on his back.
There is noIin murder, but there is ateamin head trauma.
But he couldnt bring himself to do it.
to take Jughead away.
Thatd sure be terrible PR for the brand if it got out, huh?
That is,almostall of them.
(Not sure that explains the rest of his abusive parenting, but I digress.
)And this is why Jughead was recruited as bait to lure his grandpa into Duponts clutches.
and onto the concrete below.
Not a single O Captain!
Charles interrogates the Stonewall kids, but it doesnt go super great.
Joan has diplomatic immunity, via her fancy-job dad.
Donna cries and lies her way out of any real culpability.
Quill & Skull has been disbanded, but the mastermind, it seems, has gotten away scot-free.
Not if Betty can help it, though.
(I mean, fair.)
Cheryl is skeptical that Betty and Archie wereentirelyfaking their romance, but otherwise …
Things are back to normal?
Real-life normal, which I suppose is actually far from theRiverdalestatus quo.
The elder two FPs are hanging out and talking, which is nice.
Jughead, Betty, Archie, and Veronica toast over milkshakes at Pops, which is also nice.
