Riverdale
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But theres also this: Kids eat boogers and believe in the Tooth Fairy.
(That said, I do want some Fun Dip now.)
but she denies any involvement in theBughead masked-murderer video.
A group of sketchy balding guys in flannel and shearling-lined jackets (its a look!)
pay a not-so-friendly visit to Veronica and Cheryl at the Maple Club.
Theyre the Maloy family, the Riverdale metropolitan areas premiere maple moonshiners.
The MaBoys do not appreciate the competition on the college market.
And so Kevin cuts ties with Terry, pretending hes worried about his dad finding out about the tickling.
I only wish we could have spent more time here!
If watchingFriday the 13th16 times is a crime, I will throw the handcuffs on myself.
After the MaBoys ransack the Maple Club, Veronica confronts her dad about his apparent meddling.
Rather than confessing, Hiram is horrified to hear these dangerous thugs are giving her trouble.
She declines his offer to intervene on her behalf, but Hiram dont give a fuck.
My wholesomeness meter is broken.
At the Pembroke, Veronica finds Hiram in terrible shape and bleeding all over their nice, impossible-to-clean decor.
But Reggie has a plan.
He plays her a song he wrote for her, but she tearfully stops him partway through.
She loves Jughead, he loves Veronica they cant do this.
You might say its … aSuite Life, isnt that right, Cole?)
Betty and Jugheads tape was labeled, upsettingly, Ponytail Playmate.
There they turn up, among other disturbing oddities, a tape of Clifford Blossom shooting his son.
That he spared that MaBoy is proof hes changed for the better, she says.
What V doesnt know is that Hiram has already exacted his revenge by shooting another MaBoy.
Or possibly the same MaBoy.
Do the MaBoys themselves even know for sure?
Terry may not have leaked the tickling site to Honey after all.
I knew this dude was weird as hell.
