Riverdale
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Shockingly, this multitasking isnt going well.
Nobody ever accused Mr. Honey of not loving an adjective.
Veronica is also having a bit of a day.
Except, you know, theRiverdaleGoes to Collegeversion of that.
(Do not cross the Coffee Lobby.)
But, like, they probably did, though, right?
Are my cerebral plaque deposits building up?
And did she mention that Cheryls renovating the old maple factory into a new production facility?
Consider Hiram successfully agitated.
And Jughead has a plan.
He silently marches up to Brett, who leads him into the woods.
Betty, who cant find her boyfriend, separately follows Donna into the woods.
Donna claims she took a field trip to visit Evelyn Evernever in prison and learned Bettys fugue-inducing magic word.
Not tangerine theres another one.
I dare not believe that Jughead is really… Jugdead.
But if not, then how is this television program going to resolve this?
Did he take some kind ofRomeo and Julietalmost-poison to induce a coma?
Is Sabrina going tohop on the bus from Greendaleand do some necromancy?
