Riverdale
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I am so starved for human contact and a sense of normalcy that I am unreasonably overjoyed thatRiverdaleis back.
Lets get to it!
Kevin (remember Kevin?
I feel like we havent seen poor Kevin in longer than this show has been on the air!)
Take a moment to really, real-life consider this.
This is my favorite part of the episode.
This is like my personal The newGhostbustersis ruining my childhood.
What ifeveryoneperformed a song fromHedwigat the variety show, Betty suggests.
Now anyone who performs aHedwigsong at the variety show will be banned from senior prom.
(The human-hours that went into the makeup alone!
The wig shop that handled this bulk express order!
This protest gets the variety show canceled altogether.
Way to reduce an iconic queer musical into a means of smushing two cishet characters faces together, team.
(They look so much older already, my God!
Our children are growing up before our eyes!)
Like Marie Kondo, I love mess, but Barchies late, great coming together feels forced to me.
That includes Mr. Honey, wearing a facial expression that can best be described as IBS flareup.
