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Hello and welcome to the Housewives Institute Bulletin.
I am your guide, president, and founder, Dame Brian Moylan.
Stop the spread of unnecessary makeup artists!
Theyre only at Ramonas house, why do they need a perfect smokey eye?
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MAN OH MANZO: Things are getting really crazy in the ongoing feud betweenDina Manzoand her sisterCaroline Manzo.
This gives a whole new meaning to her family being thick as thieves.
After people complained about the page, GoFundMe took it down for violating their terms of service.
Accordingto Page Six,it was up for only 24 hours.
How much did it generate in that time to offset Jens legal bills?
Accordingto Page Six(honestly what would we do without them?
), Luann is datingRadamez Rubio Gaytan.
Since then, shes been spotted smooching with him both in Manhattan and the Hamptons.
Im sorry, but if hes not serious, you dont take him home to meet mother.
Praise Jesus, Hallelujah, Amen, Mazel Tov, Allahu Akbar, Namaste, and Leave Britney Alone.
Congratulations to absolutely no one involved in this situation.
MONEY CAN BUY YOU CLASS:So, who do you think is thepriciest Real Housewife on Cameo?
ItsLisa Vanderpumpof course, at $275.
Which Real Housewife do you think owns the most expensive house?
The 17-room mansion ison Airbnbfor only $8,000 a night.
But now you might buy SonjaMorgans Box.
No, its not what you think.
Still, you know Ill be watching.
We dont even get to hear what Jennifer meant.
Jennifer says that Teresa said someone in the group started the rumor.
It wasnt exactly that, but it was something like that, and it was dumb.
Teresa Giudices stupidity should get a tax break for being a renewable energy source.
Jackie says she made that comment because Teresa was attacking her for hours before.
Teresa says, Maybe you shouldnt throw stones.
Her blatant hypocrisy is staggering.
No, its the opposite.
If she squashed it, she would be backing down.
Her standing up to Teresa is actuallynotsquashing it.
This is why arguing with Teresa, unlike every other Housewife, is no fun.
She cant even tell the difference between TMI and PDA.
How is she going to have a cogent argument?
That said, its not like Im really Team Jackie, either.
That is not it.
No one ever wants to ruin you because you are too happy or they are just jealous.
Teresa just doesnt like her.
Why cant she admit it?
We need this in our Housewives.
Think of Porsha and Kenya.
Think of Gizelle and Karen.
Think of NeNe and Kim.
Some people just arent going to get along ever, and thats fine.
It continues to gall me that Bravo thinks its okay to center a show on this woman.
Even Andy tells her that shes wrong and that its not a sign of weakness that happened.
No thanks, guys.
I think Im full.
Maybe instead of a hug, she could cover some therapy bills?
Where did it all go?
I dont know, Ramona.
I totally get why Leah is upset with Ramona and her hypocrisy.
When thinking about Sutton, you cannot ask, If you prick her, does she not bleed?
For some reason, these remind me ofEarth Girls Are Easy.
This one is fromthis weeks RHONY.
Whinery:hey give us more Eboni breaking the fourth wall, Zach Morris rewind-the-tape moments.
Leah McSweeney
