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History, as the old saying goes, is written by the victors.

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CHARLES: Oh, God.
Ill just live inside your trousers or something.
It would be much easier!
CAMILLA (laughing): What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?
(Both laugh).
Oh, youre going to come back as a pair of knickers.
CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax.
(Laughs)
CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot!
(Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.
CAMILLA (laughing): Oh darling!
CHARLES: Until the next one comes through.
CAMILLA: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box.
CHARLES: What sort of box?
CAMILLA: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.
CHARLES: Thats true.
CAMILLA: Repeating yourself … (laughing).
Oh, darling, oh I just want you now.
Does the tampon metaphor totally work here?
But isnt it … still kind of sweet?
Well, it doesnt matter anyway.