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History, as the old saying goes, is written by the victors.

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CHARLES: Oh, God.

Ill just live inside your trousers or something.

It would be much easier!

CAMILLA (laughing): What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?

(Both laugh).

Oh, youre going to come back as a pair of knickers.

CHARLES: Or, God forbid, a Tampax.

(Laughs)

CAMILLA: You are a complete idiot!

(Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea.

CAMILLA (laughing): Oh darling!

CHARLES: Until the next one comes through.

CAMILLA: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as a box.

CHARLES: What sort of box?

CAMILLA: A box of Tampax, so you could just keep going.

CHARLES: Thats true.

CAMILLA: Repeating yourself … (laughing).

Oh, darling, oh I just want you now.

Does the tampon metaphor totally work here?

But isnt it … still kind of sweet?

Well, it doesnt matter anyway.

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