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In honor of our most delightfully perverted pop star, Ive ranked the songs onPositionby sheer, unadulterated horniness.
How you be spendin your time?
Why you so worried bout mine?
she asks an unidentified person (and/or persons).
It should go without saying that absolutely nobody fucks in this song.
Is it real this time, or is it in my head?
Tripping, falling, with no safety net.
/ Will you be there?
That last part is kinda horny.
However, she does indeed allow herself to express a subtler, quieter, more romantic sort of horniness.
Its like you got superpowers, turn my minutes into hours, she sings.
How you touch my soul from the outside?
Even in power-ballad mode, Ariana truly cannot help herself.
Good karma my aesthetic / Keep my conscience clear / Thats why Im so magnetic.
Later that same day, she looks at her phone, admonishes herself, then reads a fuckin book.
Tell me why I get this feeling / That you really wanna turn me on?
Where she resides?)
to do it ad infinitum and with the legal blessing of the government of the United States.
Im gonna make you want more / Im gonna be your new favorite, Ariana explains confidently.
For those still confused, I think there are two things happening here.
One is that at the hour of 6:30, a clocks hands point downward.
Ariana also explains that 6:30 is the hour of the sunset, during which the sun goes down.
I love the thought of us in the evening / Crave the feeling.
Love Language
This song is a horny sneak attack.
At first, Ariana expounds on the ways in which she and her partner share the same love language.
If youre gonna speak my love language / You could talk shit all night.
Then we get to the bridge.
Baby pardon my French / But could you speak in tongues?
I love this unhinged horny bitch!
The entire schematic of the song dictates that it must be theatrically horny.
She then indicates a joyful willingness to try anything, both recipe-wise and sexually.
She continues with an even more straightforward request: Can you stay up all night?
/ Fuck me til the daylight?
Nasty
If 34 +35 is getting a bunch of teens grounded, Nasty is getting us all arrested.
And Ariana knows it.
She enters the track cackling.
I feel like this is gonna make me … she trails off.
In other words, she is not here to play.
She is here to bone, and theatrically.
