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It also sells toys.
Loads and loads of toys, action figures, merch, plushies, and franchise-branded board games and collectibles.
Its like the worlds biggest Toys R Us (R.I.P.
), only with things that arent out yet and no children are allowed.
Its a tough job, but somebodys gotta do it.
Below, the findings from this grueling mission.
Our prayers for a plush Baby Yoda have been answered.
But later this year, 100 percent cuddly improvements are on their way!
These ones were just prototypes, but theyre so cute we wanted to The Child-nap them.
Heres a game where you fling frogs intoBaby Yodas gaping maw.
Dont bother us while were feeding our son.
There are also Baby Yoda Funko Pops, both bobble and non-bobble.
While were in Funko-land, we got a sneak peek at live-actionMulanscostumes.
Mulancomes out March 27, and when the Reflection instrumental drops in thetrailer, we cry every time.
But based on these Funkos,Jamie Foxxs human characterwill look like this fedora dude in soul form.
Are the mini-souls …child souls?
The concept of the United Kingdom exists in the mythical world of PixarsOnward.
Just look at the tiny Union Jack button onBarleyshighly detailed denim vest.
There wasnt nearly enoughCyclops Cop merchfor our liking.
Is this a teaser for an upcomingEllen DeGeneresreboot/sequel toOsmosis Jones?
Perfect for a Girlfriends Game Night.
Depending on how many doll wigs you own (Whats the natural average: 12?
15 doll wigs?)
you’ve got the option to dress her up as Target Lady and Gilly, too.
Star Trekcharacters in cat form are a thing.
The erotic fan art cant be far off.
you’re free to buy a Jamie fromOutlanderornament for your tree this Christmas.
Complete with trendy slouchy boots.
The blood debt coins fromJohn Wickare part of the Department of the Adjudicator, apparently.
No merch was made of first-trailer ugly-Sonic.
Only cute, classic video-gameSonicallowed.
Beanie Babies channeled NYFW with a Beanie Baby runway.
Haus of Ty staying relevant.
Trolls World Tourwill probably be massive judging by the amount of merch theyve made.
And the Rachel Bloom hard-rock villain troll is adorable.
Not content with Baby Yoda from earlier, we wanted Baby Everything.
A big trend this year: toy versions of popular memes.
And Handsome Squidward.
And Tired SpongeBob.
And Mocking SpongeBob.
Not all memes wereSponge-based, though.
Mindfulness Barbies that guide you through breathing and meditation and connect to your Headspace account.
Another YouTube-based trend: gender reveal toys.
lil gender reveal bbspic.twitter.com/XHL4z2SJPk
The diaper turns blue or pink when you put it in water.
Toys: the frontline of enforcing the gender binary on kids.
A Hot Wheels Tesla Cyber Truck.
It makes so much more sense in toy form than actual-real-vehicle-with-humans-inside-it form.
ACarpool Karaokegame/toy/mic.
He was there promoting NetflixsSpirit Riding Freeseries.
Baby Shark and the Shark family were all there, top-shelf.
Could these little squishy round cats be the nextBaby Shark?
And hiding on the floor were some old, classic NickToons.
Its nice to know theres still a market forAaahh!!!
Real Monsters,even if they were giving me sad Corduroy Bear vibes.
For when the revolution begins.
And a Minion fart gun.
minion fart gun that spews real fartpic.twitter.com/9jCGjnpsJi
Cursed object.
Heres a tiny, accurate John Cena.
He comes with tiny, accurate disembodied John Cena heads.
Spoiler alertfor the end ofToy Story 4.
Game of Thronesmay be over, but new toy lines keep on coming.
Mini figs so you could act outyour own, much better, finale.
Hidden in the bottom corner of a booth full ofRick and Mortystuff.
No company was brave enough to make sexy, furry, humanoidCatsaction figures.
What I would give for a Skimbleshanks Thomas the Tank Engine set!
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