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The dominant flavor profile of Big Macs, even with the pickle element excised, is still pickle.
They have those little, tiny McDonalds onions, which taste pickle-y.
I just have a hard time believing this is someones order.
But it was time toPokemonLlego!to the pollsand try the J Balvin Meal for myself.
And free is always good.
But every time I clicked on it, it just said, Offer not found.
Problem numero dos: The McFlurry machines were broken at every McDonalds within a reasonable walking distance.
I walked to the second-nearest McDonalds to try ordering in person.
The other parts of his combo cost extra, but at least theyhada McFlurry.
And goddamn, it was so good.
Theyre McDonalds flagship item for a reason.
Get the fuck outta town!
Theres nothing more satisfying than biting into a big ol cartoonishly multilayered sloppy sando.
Its a joyful act.
And was the McFlurry worth it after causing me so much grief?
Definitely, if you like Oreo McFlurries.
Wouldve tasted better if it were free, though.
So thats the J Balvin Meal: expensive, elusive, and delicious like the man himself.
Pair it with water to honor hisADhome tour.
(It should have come with a Takashi Murakami Happy Meal toy.)
Im not an economist.
Im just a J Balvin fan and a professional food critic.
pivoting to mukbang (for research)pic.twitter.com/EfX7YS8hwn
