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To wit, anyone who hatedNeil deGrasse Tysons recentFrozentweetcan keep crying horse-size tears from their massive eyeballs.

Thats not an opinion.

I measured the size of her head and measured her eyeballs.

I didnt just pull that out of the ether.

I think were in the middle of a massive experiment worldwide, he muses.

The experiment is: Will people listen to scientists?

Sneeze into your elbow like the president taught you!