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Well, most of them did.
Until then, Betty got into Yale!
Jughead got into the Iowa Writers Workshop!
Veronica is going to hang out with her mom before she joinsTheReal Housewives of New York!
I didnt think Id live to see this day.
Betty joins the FBI and basically becomes Clarice Starling, down to shots that explicitly re-createTheSilence of the Lambs?
Archie is in a war that somehow takes place on a football field?
(What war is this?
What year are we even in?)
Most unbelievable of all: Jugheads prose actually gets published???
