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But thats okay, because most of the cuts are villains everyone forgot about anyway.
Kingpin showed up inHawkeye, so hes on the list.
Whoever the villain fromIron Fistseason two was is not on the list.
The noncanonical villains from the animated seriesWhat If…?are noncanonically hot, too.
Morals aside(ish), here are MCU villains ranked from least hot to most hot.
All due respect to the seven soulmates he makes through the prison pen-pal system, but no.
55.Darren Cross/Yellowjacket/MODOK (Ant-Man, Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania)
55.
Some of this would be hot if he didnt work for Nazis.
53.Ivan Vanko/Whiplash (Iron Man 2)
53.
Whiplash is one of the worst villains and characters in the MCU.
Whiplash should have been very kinky (his weapon is sparkly and spiky whips), but he wasnt.
52.High Evolutionary (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
3is a surprisingly heart-wrenching film, and Chukwudi Iwujis performance as the High Evolutionary is essential to its success.
51.The Red Skull (Captain America: The First Avenger,Avengers: Infinity War)
51.
50.Gorr the God Butcher (Thor: Love & Thunder)
50.
If Ralph Fiennes as Voldemort in theHarry Potterfilms triggered your sexual awakening, Christian Bale did this for you.
Thankfully, you definitely dont have to worry about competition.
49.Ebony Maw (Avengers: Infinity War,Avengers: Endgame)
49.
Ebony Maw is Thanoss No.
1 boy the Kendall Roy of the MCU.
But is he hot, or is he just tall?
I think hes just tall.
48.Brock Rumlow/Crossbones (Captain America: The Winter Soldier,Captain America: Civil War)
48.
Crossbones isalmostthe Punisher, but he isnotJon Bernthal.
The world would be a better place if there were more Jon Bernthal.
47.General Dreykov (Black Widow)
47.
46.Taskmaster (Black Widow)
46.
45.Korath the Pursuer (Guardians of the Galaxy,Captain Marvel)
45.
Djimon Hounsou deserves better than this!
44.Karli Morgenthau (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier)
44.
43.Kang/He Who Remains (Loki, Ant-Man: Quantumania)
43.
42.Ronan the Accuser (Guardians of the Galaxy,Captain Marvel)
42.
At leastGuardians of the Galaxydirector James Gunn let him be tall.
41.Arthur Harrow (Moon Knight)
41.
Creepy, but not in a hot way.
Just a plain old creep with the hair of a feather duster and the face of Ethan Hawke.
Is it possible thatMoon Knightwas a hallucination?
40.Titania (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law)
40.
If they just let her be actually bad, she had top-level potential.
KIND OF HOT?
39.Dar-Benn (The Marvels)
39.
38.Gravik (Secret Invasion)
38.
37.The Grandmaster (Thor: Ragnarok)
37.
Can there hey be a horny MCU character who is not a horrible person?
Being horny and good is possible; Ive been doing it on Twitter dot com for years.
36.John Walker/U.S.
Agent (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier)
36.
35.Ayesha (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
How unfortunate that Elizabeth Debicki is allowed to be gold but she is not allowed to be tall.
For most of her scenes inGuardians of the Galaxy Vol.
2, she is sitting down.
Thankfully, this changes inVol.
34.Dormammu (Doctor Strange)
34.
33.Arishem the Judge (Eternals)
33.
Dormammu with a body.
32.Ultron (Avengers: Age of Ultron)
32.
James Spader has one of the most intoxicating voices in all of cinema.
Ultron is so unappealing that Spaders voice-over charm is, for the first time in his career, nonexistent.
31.Ava Starr/Ghost (Ant-Man and the Wasp)
31.
30.Namor (Black Panther: Wakanda Forever)
30.
29.Obadiah Stane/Iron Monger (Iron Man)
29.
Unfortunately, Obadiah comes with a lot of cons that bring him down in the ranking.
28.Surtur (Thor: Ragnarok)
28.
Surtur lives in a dungeon and is always naked.
He also has a domineering voice, a big sword, and big horns.
He has the kink that Whiplash should have had inIron Man 2.
Surtur would be a catch if he wasnt so obsessed with destroying Asgard.
27.Miss Minutes (Loki)
27.
Shes kind of hot if you’re able to get past the clock of it all.
26.Sharon Carter/The Power Broker (The Falcon and the Winter Soldier)
26.
25.Sonny Burch (Ant-Man and the Wasp)
25.
Thaddeus Ross is a pain in the ass.
23.Kaecilius (Doctor Strange)
23.
22.Kingpin (Hawkeye)
22.
21.Adam Warlock (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
Is Adam Warlock a villain or is he just a mommas boy/ himbo lost in space?
He is hot, without a doubt hot, but hes just not hot in the villain way.
20.Proxima Midnight (Avengers: Infinity War)
20.
HOT
19.Tyler Hayward (WandaVision)
19.
Hayward will probably be back, and possibly be even hotter because he could have a beard.
18.Ego the Living Planet (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.
A bad dad, but not bad-looking considering he is an entire planet or whatever he (it?)
I really dont know!
All I know is that my eyes enjoy Kurt Russells face.
17.Malekith (Thor: The Dark World)
17.
15.Justin Hammer (Iron Man 2)
15.
If you need a villain who can dance, look no further than Sam Rockwell.
Rockwells level of commitment in this otherwise thankless role deservessomerecognition, and that recognition is being ranked No.
15 on a list of the MCUs hottest villains.
I hope Sam Rockwell never sees this!
14.Adrian Toomes/Vulture (Spider-Man: Homecoming)
14.
His leather-daddy status makes him one of the hottest.
13.Yon-Rogg (Captain Marvel)
13.
12.Aldrich Killian (Iron Man 3)
12.
Adam Pally has a small role.
11.Green Goblin (Spider-Man: No Way Home)
11.
10.Thanos (Avengers: Infinity War,Avengers: Endgame)
10.
9.Ikaris (Eternals)
9.
I have to confess that I dont exactly remember what happened inEternals.
Did Robb Stark kill Salma Hayek on a frozen lake?
Maybe, maybe not.
Several months ago, Helmut Zemo would not have cracked the top 25 on this very blog.
But Daniel Bruhls exuberant-but-refined performance inFalcon and the Winter Soldieradded layers to an otherwise stale and ordinary villain.
7.Agatha Harkness (WandaVision)
7.
Hopefully Agatha will be back, because we deserve it.
6.Alexander Pierce (Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Avengers: Endgame)
6.
5.Mysterio (Spider-Man: Far From Home)
5.
There are only two reasons why Mysterio is not No.
There should have been more of her.
4.Wenwu (Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings)
4.
3.Killmonger (Black Panther, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever)
3.
2.Scarlet Witch (Doctor Strange into the Multiverse of Madness)
2.
Scarlet Witch is like smoking: You know its bad but it looks so cool.
Simply put, Wanda Maximoff is hotter when shes evil.
If Loki were played by anyone else, he would not be hot.
And hes always sad, so we love him.
And he is hot.
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