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Has Diane been drinking?

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Bangles: No, shes a doll.

I feel like Hazels best play in this situation would be to find some big-deal civil-rights attorney, no?

So they are going to have to explain this situation to Biff, the lawyer.

(Again with the B names!)

Hazel says the chip is worth a billion dollars.

Biff is impressed and tells Hazel that, great news!

Without the chip, Biff tells her, Youre worthless.

Wow, thank you, Biff!

Back at the Hub, Byron is watching Hazels every move through a VR headset he refuses to remove.

He cannot believe his precious Noodle wants a divorce!!

to their highest-up boss, Byron flips out because Hazel is telling Biff too much.

Biff bolts out and Hazel is back at square one.

Theres a help wanted sign on the bowling alley window, but Hazel says she isnt interested.

She wants to start over, which her dad wisely tells her is a fantasy.

What can she do?

Dad points out Hazel does not exactly have so many other options at the moment.

Hard to argue with that kind of logic.

She thanks Zelda for her service re: freeing Hazel, and promises to return the favor.

he cheers, to her horror.

Byron is satisfied with his work re: ruining Hazels ability to hire that lawyer.

Still, he is sad: Hazel would rather be dead.

Byrons solution to this heartbreak is to MERGE.

Which, as we know, is supposed to kill Hazel.

Which is … one way of proving that hes finally listening to her, I guess.

She is just smelling the smells and feeling human when she gets a stabbing ZAP to the brain.

It is such a perfect and grating sound, like the old AOL dial-up noise.

Oh well, too late!

They scoop up her body and put her in the truck.

Where are they taking her?

Will Herb and Bangles be able to reach her there?

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