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Some basic boxes have been checked, re: why would a girl want to get out of here.
But theres gotta be more, yes?
What was so appealing about Byron from the jump?
Time to find out!
Ten years ago, Hazel was quite the scrappy little hustler.
Who is watching this from afar?
You know what else I love about this?
Im a stranger but I reallyseeyou!
Byron asks her to dinner in Rome and tells her she wont need her passport because hes with her.
Oh, and he already knows her full name.
Supremely sketchy, but she is too intrigued (and desperate, I think) not to go.
Like, you could see how she would be excited about it.
Great question, Hazel.
Did she tell anyone where she was going tonight?
Lyle says Byron outsources all his kills, ha, ha, ha!
Inside the truck is the virtual-reality Rome.
Back in the present, Hazels dad presents her with a cost analysis of staying with him.
Divorces are time-consuming and expensive, honey.
And so are neurosurgeons, probably.
In the Hub, Byron is sitting back watching the Hazel show.
He is going to have Bennett build her a smell cube.
Just the delivery of Thats good, thats good, whats that?
…Thats glass Thats LOVELY fully killed me.
A-plus work Billy Magnussen.
His overly literal interpretation of her needs is just perfect.
As far as hes concerned, this is all proof that the chip is working!
Look how much more I know about her!
I think this process has really brought us closer together.
okay, so shes a genius) and sells them at a pawn shop.
), only to be ghosted by Hazel for ten years.
The intensity with which she screams, Were gonna fucking CATCH UP, is just perfect.
I love how bananas Hazels predicament sounds to anyone outside of it.
I didnt have a phone.
Ohhh, Mrs. Gogol didnt have a phone?!
Bangles intervenes (lotta B names on this show, hmm) and forces him out.
In this process she is starting to see whats what.
The old Hazel would not be taking shit from this little redheaded boy.
he says, sizing her up.
Hope I never see you again!
Hazel and Bangles are on good terms again, now that Bangles understands what happened.
Oh, also, he tells Fiffany, he revoked Zeldas pool privileges.
Im going to eat her.
Bennetts pour is like 90 percent foam.
Meanwhile, Fiffany has gone into private mode in her hot-pink lab.
Then she pulls up a screen of all the tanks.
But where is Zelda?
I am worried for Zelda!
Then Byron tells Fiffany that if Hazels not back in 48 hours they will MERGE.
At Hazels house, Bangles moons Hazel now that she realizes Byron sees everything Hazel sees.
Hazel encourages this: He HATES butts!
Dads advice: Dont engage.
Thats not how you deal with narcissists.
Dad understands it, too.
Why do you think I want you out of my house?
he says to Bangles.
Now we are back in the past, on Byron and Hazels first date.
If he can put money in, he can take money out!
but she is smitten.
She is inside a screensaver.
But this is the happiest we have seen her on this show.
The way she says PENGUINS conveys way more joy than her supposedly five-star orgasm did.
He asks her to marry him and she says YES and should she call her dad maybe??
Hes like, Nope, we have to go right this second.
