Made For Love
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Shes the wife of the subtly named Byron Gogol (a reference toGogolor Google or both?
What is it with tech dudes and smooth, bland surfaces?
Eventually, we learn that she knows this.
She is even required to rate her orgasms which are filmed for … educational purposes?
as if Byron were her Uber driver for going down on her.
They live in stifling luxury.
They have a dolphin named Zelda in their pool.
If Hazel has any friends, we dont see them; there are no family photos around the place.
Hazel is quietly plotting her escape behind extremely cute tortoiseshell sunglasses with lenses shaped like hexagons.
Can anyone tell me where I can get these sunglasses?
Hazel is surrounded by little tech roosters that tell her when to eat and nap.
I like her chic napping sweater.Its very Nancy Meyers.
But Im getting ahead of myself!
Then Byron makes his grand announcement: Made for Love is operational, baby!!
Tomorrow, he and Hazel will be the first couple to take part in it.
Meanwhile, Byron is insisting everyone clap for him, a la Jeb Bush.
Then she walks back into their house through a door that appears out of nowhere.
The dress shell wear for her escape is in a glass case on the wall.
I wonder if we will find out why its being preserved in this manner.
She smears on red lipstick, the mouth of harlotry and betrayal.
She twists the sheet around her neck and drops the weighted rooster end in the pool.
She gets into a passing car whose driver takes her to the place she tells him was her home.
Home, she says to herself as she walks down the street, is a fucking shithole.
The alarm in the car behind her starts beeping.
The alarm in every car she passes does the same.
She is MADE FOR LOVE.
She sprints away in horror as her husband zaps her brain from afar like a true sociopath.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD!!
This show is going to give me so many nightmares.
Interesting priorities) while sipping on some moonshine.
She opens the door on her dad having sex with a doll.
