Love Island U.K.
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This recap does not cover episode 27: Unseen Bits.
But for now, there are couples to be dumped and three-legged races to be won!
Lets Get Grafting
Before this week can begin, the islanders have to unpack everything that happenedlastweek.
For the rest of our islanders, at least they have Sports Day to put that energy somewhere.
On that note, time to surprise-eliminate a happy couple!
Who could it be?
Somewhere deep in Amble, Brad is sipping coffee with the boys and smiling to himself.
That woman is Chloe, the person he just yelled at Toby on national television for.
end up in the graveyard plot that producers are building right outside the front door.
Lillie, a blonde trainee accountant who says her best feature is her feet.
She clearly has been doing her research on Jake, and Im proud of her for it!
Amy, a girl whose face is beat so hard Im surprised she didnt give herself a bruise.
Kaila, an international DJ with a bob so harsh its giving meGone Girlvibes.
Lets use our one collective brain cell and think about that a little more, shall we, Mary?
I truly cant tell if hes a producer plant or just trying to get the money.
Probably a little bit of both?
Jack, a cute race-car driver who has the voice and demeanor of a preschool teacher.
Hes the first-ever Islander who joined the castvia Tinder, so ladies, start swiping right.
And Sam, aLove Islandsuperfan whose teeth blinded me at first glance.
Shes most interested in Dale because she doesnt like tall boys but is attracted to nice teeth and tattoos.
The only thing stopping her is the chains he constantly wears.
Clearly, she isnt a fan ofNormal People.
Maybe hes just confused because Lillie is a similar name to Millie?
Jake and Teddy are forced to get into the mix, Jake, obviously, with some enthusiasm.
Either way, both villas win the challenge and are rewarded with a party tonight.
At the party, the islanders essentially decide to play a game of musical beds.
Clarisse hops into Tylers, while Amy jumps ship and goes to Hugos.
Afterward, he says a line that will haunt me: Now, Im onLove Island.
Not exactly what you want to hear after sticking your tongue down a strangers throat, right?
Hugo seems to have done this just to satisfy the shows aim, not because he actually wants to.
He should have tried out forSummer House, because clearly all he wants to do is vibe.
Somethings in the water at Casa because the men keep making poor decisions.
Tyler kisses Clarisse again, Toby gets with Mary, and Liam makes out with Lilliethree times.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Good thing the producers have a challenge in place to get the spit swapping!
Faye is starting to have doubts about Teddy because shes realized hes not funny.
Faye, its funny you think that, because Teddy is seemingly the only loyal guy in Casa!
Liberty promptly throws it in the pool.
Hey, the arts-and-crafts team worked all night putting that together!
She starts crying, saying she feels stupid and shouldve known he was too good to be true.
Kaz,youretoo good to be true.
Faye starts crying out of sympathy, and then because of the picture of Teddy kissing Casa Girl No.
4 during a challenge.
They decide theyre moving on, and Faye puts on the bikini she showed up to the villa in.
Either way, they decide to bunk together before kissing.
Dont worry, Chloe, it hasnothingto do with the recouplings tonight!
The islanders are really excited for him because theyve never seen him interested in a Real Human Girl before.
Yes, Hugo!!!
The girls are appalled, and Chloe calls him a fucking idiot.
Ladies, if youre shocked by this, wait just two minutes!
Good for you, Kaz, because Tyler was being faker than half the girls tans.
!Someone get this man 50,000 pounds!!!
Millie obviously sticks with Liam, and he comes back alone too, to her great joy.
She deserves to know that hes the real villain of this season!
Tobys realized hes messed things up for the 17,000th time.
His face looks like hes solving differential equations as he thinks over who he should choose Abi or Mary.
Instead, it just caused unnecessary anguish between two people who were actually making a genuine connection.
After the worlds messiest recoupling, I feel like Frankenstein.
Am I horrified by my own creation?
Liam and Millie were apparently once in thesame club at the same time.
They also both farted on-camera this week.
So, as much as I hate to say it, they might be soul mates.
Official count of Olivia Rodrigo references: five.
Lillie has a teddy bear named Bussy, which is just adeeply unfortunate name.
Teddy sleeps with Fayes stuffed animal named Milo, which I can support much more.
