Love Island U.K.
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This recap does not cover Episode 55: Unseen Bits.
We have all collectively watched at least 57 hours ofLove Islandthis summer.
Thats almost the amount of time Hugo spent with any single woman in the villa.
No matter; well all see them on IGTV very soon.
Lets Get Grafting
Its time for Toby and Chloes final date.
the only time when people over the age of 40 will ever grace this villa.
Next to walk in is Fayes best friend and sister alongside Teddys brothers.
Personally, Im extremely excited to see the Clarisse versus Mr. Cruickshank Twitter feud.
Jake and Libertys parents, sadly, are on the first flight back to Heathrow.
Its the last day in the villa!
First up, its Liam and Millie.
Liam follows up by pointing out every part of Millies physique that is perfect or crafted by the heavens.
Next up is Faye, who does her best Shakespeare impression in a speech that rhymes cursed with worst.
He then says hes glad he gave her the title of girlfriend.
If theres an open casting call for the next season ofBridgerton, I humbly nominate these two.
The whole cast jumps into the pool one last time, and all is well.
until the sun rises over the villa.
Or at least until the Christmas reunion.
Thank you to:
Olivia RodrigosSOUR.
Bolu Babalola, who has the bestLove Islandtakes on all of Twitter.
Sorry I dunked on you whenever possible.
The dedicated users of Dailymotion who upload these episodes when ITV2 craps out on me.
Kaz and Libertys friendship.
My editors, Genevieve and Nic, who deal withLove Islands (and therefore my) insane schedule.
And last, but certainly not least, all the sexy singles out there.
I do it all for you.
