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Were talking, of course, about that fickle late-night lover: boxed mac and cheese.

Mystery, Zendaya announces in voice-over while pouring the pasta from a box into a bubbling pot of water.
The unknown, its what supports the tension of a relationship.
she pours out the macaroni into a colander, bounces it a few times, and glares at Malcolm.

Its a deeply glamorous act that inspires many questions.
Foremost among them: Where did she put the pasta after she carried the colander away from the sink?
Is she using another pot or bowl for the cheese sauce?

Why, when that first saucepan looked very good and expensive?
So wasteful about kitchen mess.
I assume this is another key character trait.

Clearly this is a religious experience for them.
The films opening scene is all built around her making the cheesy pasta in a huff.
So congrats to Kraft.

Some confusing moments linger, however.
Just how salty does he like his mac and cheese to be?
Does that preference change night to night?

Does she keep large amounts of different kinds of butter on hand?
At what point did she decide she didnt actually want the macaroni she was making?
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