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We are confident that should he ever see this column, he will find it both confusing and mortifying.
It will therefore need all-new rich whites to torture us with.
I believeBerryis just about the only performer able to even attempt to fill Coolidges seat at the bar.
What does it look like when the rich boy who ran away grows up?
Does he attempt to heal the rift with his parents?
Does he find love only to lose it once it started to require work?
Is he maybe here at this resort hiding from the consequence of some heinous act?
(Im thinking perhaps aSuccession-style vehicular-manslaughter situation.)
It was a common refrain of his character inSnuff Box,another privileged wayward son.
Now I realize that to have him scream WHISKEYYYY!
We could also explore other drinks for him to order that might be more fitting for a resort.
Also, not enough is being said these days aboutBerrys hair, but its really good.
Its the hair of a man who cannot be told anything, let alone Go get a haircut.
Berrys role inThe White Lotusalso feels like a no-brainer because he practicallyisa character inThe White Lotus.
(Ive written about this at length before.)
I dont have a normal life, Im afraid,he said.
This is normal to me … Ive always done this stuff.
It isnt abnormal to me.
