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I was like, Oh!

Right here in the parking lot?

The security guard knew who I was; he was like, Whats wrong?!

Has something happened?!

And I was like, I gotSNL!

He was like, What is that?!

Is that a disease?!

I am not a sketch comic.

What the fuck, Chris?

I dont do that shit!

Im a fuckin stand-up!

According to Jones, Rock told her to just do stand-up for her audition before hanging up on her.