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Youre only as old as you feel.
Do you know what statutory means?
It means I looked it up and were on the right side of the cusp.
Also, he only owns a bike and still lives with his mom?Thats a dealbreaker, ladies.
And hes older than her dad,thecaptain?
As Rolf not incorrectly notes, Damn, how sexy is that.
