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From one angle, it was lovely, entertaining, and humorous.
Then there was a close-up that did me absolutely no favors.
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How does this look for Jen?
So far, Jen has not changed her plea in response.
Im no lawyer, but I dont think this defense is going to work.
This may be news, but there is certainly no good news here for Jen.
BROADWAY BABY: This item is aboutRamona Singerand how awful she is.
Would it be aBulletinwithout at least one of those?
Um, then why did you come back?
Bravo investigated that claim, which is why theRHONYreunion was canned this year.
That is not our only Ramona Behaving Badly story this week.
This should come as a shock to no one.
The musical is alsonotoriously horrendous, so at least that is one thing Ramona has in common with it.
That said, whatever she asks for, they should probably just give it to her.
What she might want to focus on instead is her business.
I dont want to spoil it for you, so just check it out.
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Braunwyn Windham-Burke, the first lesbian on earth, has another new girlfriend.
She called the paparazzi to have them photographed …
I mean,she was spottedmaking out with model and dancer Victoria Brito in Miami.
Did they renew their vows or something?
Lets hope she didnt use Brookss cancer doctor.
The sale onTeresa Giudices onyx palace fell through, soshes relisted the housefor $2.2 million.
Does that mean that awful realtor has to come back on the show?
TheRHOMtrailer is here andshe looks good, honey.
Bienvenidos a Miami, indeed.
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Does Porshas Family Matter?
The biggest problems are expertlydelineated by my archnemesis Louis Peitzman in the Cut.
Porsha says at one point, This doesnt look that great because people dont have all the facts.
We have the facts, and it still doesnt look good.
This is basically a making-of documentary about Porshas content.
If thats so important, why should we even bother watching?
(Duh, its Kyle.)
Bad move, loverboy.
I dont think she got to meet the audience at all.
Not her fault, I just dont think shes of this world (reality TV).
), but then he pushed it way beyond comfortable.
But the worst part is that he kept shouting, Yeah, buddy!
all season like a 2011 DJ Pauly D.
Julia: Big mistake showing up with a boyfriend.
Craig: Craigs low ranking is mostly for saying he would choose cheese over oral sex.
Ciara: When she can blame her messy bedroom on Paige, theres nothing not to love about her.
Kyle: In my mind were already married, so this is sort of obvious.
With this trip, Kyle really solidified his place at the center of this crew.
My Andy-Conda Dont Want None
Recapping parts three and four of theRHOPreunion.
Of all the famous fans the franchise has, why Nicki?
Why now, particularly when she hasseen so much controversy lately?
Would she really add anything to the proceedings?
But once she finally got to the stage, it seemed like more of a failed experiment.
I mean, yeah, we all knew that.
We all know she can actually sing.
Its not like trying to get the Countess to sing live.
No one would survive that.
Even her ally Candiace was like, Im leaving, and Gizelle expressed it perfectly: How whack.
What Wendy had was a nothingburger in an invisible bun with a heaping side of no one cares.
It just didnt make any sense.
Andy even told her that the text didnt mean what she thinks it means.
Okay, maybe just the cannoli cream.
Its honestly a little hard to watch.
), and she said shed still love him if he ate people (?!?).
Sweet, I guess.
Triplej.Ferro: Theres no way Mary is a fully evolved human being.
Shes more like Gods practical joke.
Adriana de Moura to Larsa Pippen in theRHOMtrailer
