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But these are not the important considerations.
Or, theyre merely secondary considerations.
And if Oscar obsessives love anything, its making a big deal out of ephemera.
Unsurprisingly, the stoicism of nomination morning became a target of tinkering before too long.
), reading the nominations for Best Cinematography and misreadingMr.
Turners Dick Pope as Dick Poop.
Its a near certainty.
Itll be a circus, and well all hate-watch it, but well have lost something.
A moment like Dick Poop only comes around once in a generation.
Salma Hayeks devastating … andfromCanadaWater is a comet shooting across the night sky.
They are moments of folly and fabulousness against the backdrop of an early-morning chore.
Youre not gonna get that with Priyanka and Nick doing pretaped banter on YouTube.
