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Do you feel confined by the expectations of the era you are born into?
Are your desires repressed both literally and metaphorically under several layers of thick fabric?
Do you often stare out across a cold, gray, windswept beach and wish for more?
There will be piercing stares.
There will be shattering moments of sudden intimacy.
There will be men, but mostly on the sidelines.
Does this sound like what is happening to you?
Are you, too, in a serious lesbian period drama?
Work through this checklist to be sure.
1) You are stuck at a remote beach for a prolonged period.
Remote beaches often foggy, near picturesque cliffs, with plenty space forsocial-distanced eye-fucking are where everything happens.
Both aspects of this are equally important.
More importantly, this distinction in relative freedom and classmustbe underlined by a difference in hair color.
Preferably blonde and brunette, so that everyone can easily tell the difference.
I wish you and your spitting adventures well.
This is known as The ABBA (see photos above).
4) You wear a lot of clothing, which is metaphorical.
Just so much fabric!
Fabric that may even cover everythingbut your eyes!
The clothes are clothes, of course, but they, like everything else, are also a metaphor.
5) The food is either very good, or very bad.
This depends on whether you are in France or England.
